Rabu, 10 Desember 2008

Cerber "CEWEK USIL KENA BATUNYA " Part III

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Suatu malem gw pergi ke Telkom biasa nelpon bonyok minta bulanan (telponnya bisa dibayar ditujuan heheheh ngiriiit) ditemenin mbakyuku sekamar "mbak Ning" (kozan gw yg baru)gw baru nyadaar kalo hotel tempat ngejob kamil tu di sebelah telkom, otomatislah gw telpon dia..n dg lugunya gw bilang klo gw lg di sebelah (preman kok lugu??), ternyata doi mata2in gw tanpa setau qte hehehe.. Malam itu juga gw diajak copy darat kata org2 yg hoby mengudara...(bukan Pilot tapi breaker..brik...brik..)

akhirnya kami janjian weekend ini bareng ke Balikpapan numpak bus (waktu itu argo msh langka hikikiki...) n kami dah sepakat dg warna baju yg akan dipake biar gak ketuker ma supir bus...hakakakak....dan hari "H" itu tinggal 2 hari lagi,
so..sepanjang siang n malem gw yg paranoid gitu...n akhirnya terjadi interaktif diantara gw sndiri (gw yg positif & gw yg negatif)
Gw (-) : "gw sereem nih..gimana kalo tu org trnyata..om2 idung belang..?"
Gw (+) : "ya kagaklaah..lukan dah kenal dia slama 3 bulan ni.."

Gw (-) : "gimana kalo ternyata orgx ada tompel gede dipipi...hiiiih..tatut.., ato
dia orgnya cebol?, ato tubuhnya cacat? "
Gw (+) : "Udaaah!! masa iyya dia diterima jd karyawan..hotel..reception lg..
Pokoknya apapun yg terjdi lukan sahabat doank!! jgn Geer donk lu!! "
Gw (-) : "baiklaah.."(msh sambil mikir yg enggak2 sambil dlm ati berdoa "ya Tuhan..
semoga dia bukan bentuk kesialan gw yg berikutnya..minimal..eum..kayak ryan
Hidayat heheh..waktu itu gw idola bngt ma tu org..)
(Pelajaran yg bisa dipetik kalo gk ingin jd paranoid, jgn prnh buat janji ma org asing).

Akhirnya hari yg dijanjikanpn tiba, berbekal wejangan dari mbak Ning agar berhati2 dan sekumpulan bacaan surah2 pendek yg gw hafal, gw berangkat menuju medan perang..
(paan sih! kayak mo ngelawan setan z).
sepanjng jalan menuju wartel Maharani yg dijanjikan..gw tak henti2x komat kamit merapal mantra hakakakak...gw dg khusyu berdoa..smoga slamat sampe balik lagi dan org yang bakal gw temuin gak ngecewain gw hikikikiki.....
dalam perjalanan gw naek angkot..mata gw tiba2 sepintas menangkap sosok cowok cakep
yg lg jalan kaki sendiri..hah..Hilman wijawa eh ryan hidayat.. "Tuhan boleh yaa kayak itu tuuh.." gw merem lagi merapal mantra2...biar tuhan kaciaan ma gw.

setibanya di tempat yg dijanjikan..gw celingak celinguk..huh..mana siih..apa gw di boongin ya..gak ada seekor cowokpun disono..ato gw telat kali ya smbil mlirik jam
gak kok..gw ontime. gw cb nanya ke simbak penjaga wartel, mbaknya jg gak ngarti..
ditengah kegalauan penantian berselimut teka-teki..tiba-tiba dari arah pintu depan masuk seorang cowok..tapi tunggu dulu!, tukan cowok yg gw liat td jalan kaki sendiri
"Hilman Wijaya"!! msh terkagum2 tiba-tiba cowok itu ngagetin gw dengan berseru
"Boiim Ya!!" akh..gw berasa..Tuhan sayaa...ng bgt ma gw. n setelah gw teliti ternyata
bener bajunya kaos putih celana kream persis sprti yg kami tentukan dan gw pake hem biru jeans biru, udah pas seperti yg dijanjikan.

jadilah gw yg terbengong2 serasa mimpi..kok bisa Tuhan kasih gw kejutan seperti yg gw inginkan...jadilah gw yg kata orang "Love the first sight" emank sih ketemunya baru ini..tp gw dah kenal dia 3 bulan man!
kami berjabat tangan, gw yg tadinya tipe peyerang n nyolot abiz, tiba2 mati kutu
kayakx cupido dah memanah hati gw, gw mencium wangi semerbak bunga.. dan ruangan berubah menjadi taman firdaus..penuh pepohonan..rindang dan kami berdua sedang berlari-lari seperti dalam film India (hakakak...paan sih!! hiperbola bgt deh!)

"im kok bengong...napa? gw cakep ya?!" tegurannya menyadarkan gw dari narasi norak diotak gw hikikiki...."emm gak papa.." jwb gw smbl memainkan agenda kecil ditngn gw.
"apa tuh..diary ya?, pasti isinya ttg gw, liat donk.."katanya
"gr ih..cuma agenda ..alamat n no telp. tmen2 gw" kata gw sembari kasiin tu buku ke dia.."emm..beneran lu im lahir tgl ** sama donk kita" "masa sih?" jwab gw singkat
"iya cuma bulannya beda.." katanx smbl membolak balik agenda gw.
"lu napa sih im..kgk banyak omong gak sprti ditelpon..blom nyarap ya?! ya udah ntr qta nyarap dulu diterminal ya, ok" katanya smbil megangin pala gw..yg secara gw emng terlihat imut bgt disamping dia..tingginya 175 cm sedang gw hanya 155 cm.

sepanjang jalan menuju terminal bus..gw msh gak percaya dg kenyataan, sedang doi slalu tersenyum maskulin..setiap mata bertemu pandang (waks! dah kayak sinetron)
dia ttp aza cool, ngocol n suka ngegoda, seperti waktu makan..gw gak makan, dipaksa2 ma dia.."ayo donk im..maem dikiiit aza, qta mo pergi jauh nih..perut gak boleh kosong, mau ya?! apa gw suapin? mau? ayo doonk.." gw cm geleng2 n senyum2 mesem diperlakukan kayak anak kecil. (enak ya jd cowok, bisa nguasai keadaan dan membuat cewek jd gagu..Hah! mana sih premanisme gw?? mana? mana? napa otak gw jd lemot gni? napa mulut gw jd responx gak seru, parah! payah!)

waaaaa.... gw cape niih ngetikya..To be continue aza yaaa..cu next story..
(psst..tenaang..kentutx dah mulai deket qqqqq)

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